Team Happy Husband | Regular Season Edition | Tee

?️ REGULAR SEASON EDITION: THE BASELINE TEE

The Essential Team Uniform: Foundation of the Grind
Why overcomplicate the game plan? The Regular Season Edition is the foundation of the Happy Husband Society gear bag. Built on the rock-solid Gildan 5000, this is the essential heavy-cotton staple for the man who values two things: Reliability and Results.

This isn’t just a shirt; it’s your tactical “Starting Lineup” uniform. Whether you’re holding down the home front, mastering the Spatula Doctrine, or executing a flawless Daily Calibration, this tee is substantial, durable, and ready for the field.

?️ The Scouting Report:
The Power Profile: Enjoy the classic, relaxed silhouette and the substantial weight of a true “Heavyweight” cotton tee. It’s built to provide solid coverage and a commanding presence in any arena.

Built for the Long Season: Durable, dependable, and easy to care for. This tee is designed to withstand the daily “scrimmages” of life—from yard work to the Driveway Reset—without losing its shape.

Effortless Authority: Featuring your selected Society Mark positioned high on the chest for maximum impact. It pairs perfectly with whatever is already in your locker.

Official Team Issue: This is the baseline declaration of your status. Welcome to the roster where we protect the Franchise and own the win every single day.

? Equipment Manager’s Note:
This is a classic “Standard Fit.” It’s designed for the grind. If you prefer a looser, “Post-Game” feel for lounging, we recommend sizing up.

Gildan 5000 Specs:

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Gildan 5000 Classic Tee Size Guide

⚠️ EQUIPMENT ADVISORY: CUSTOM ISSUE RULES Measure Twice. Order Once. No Do-Overs on Size. Every item in the Equipment Room is custom-produced the moment you join the roster. We don’t have a warehouse shelf of "spares"—your gear is printed specifically for you. Because of this custom process, size-related returns or exchanges are not possible. Once your order hits the press, your sizing decision is locked. To Protect the Franchise (and your wallet), follow this protocol before you click buy: 🛠️ The Pre-Purchase Checklist: Ignore the Memory: Don't rely on "I'm usually a Large." Every brand plays by different rules. The Armpit-to-Armpit Test: Lay your favorite-fitting shirt flat. Measure from armpit to armpit (Width) and collar to hem (Length). Compare those numbers to the chart below. Factor in the Fabric: Check the specs. 100% cotton can shrink; high-performance blends stay true. When in Doubt, Size Up: If you’re between sizes or prefer a "Locker Room" relaxed fit, go one size larger. 📋 The Hard Line on Sizing: As a custom-order shop, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges for: Ordering the wrong size or color. Deciding you want a different fit after delivery. Buyer’s remorse. 🎖️ The Quality Guarantee: We stand behind our production. Refunds or free reprints are fully authorized for: Damaged or defective items. Misprints or manufacturing errors. If your gear arrives with a production defect, submit a claim within 30 days of delivery, and the Front Office will make it right. Size And Fit Guide: A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. Pro-Tip: Measure a shirt you already own from armpit to armpit." C Sleeve length Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place

Size Label	Length (inches)	Width (inches)	Sleeve (inches)	Length (centimeters)	Width (centimeters)	Sleeve (centimeters)
S	28	18	15 1/2	71	45.7	39.7
M	29	20	17	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	30	22	18 1/2	76.2	56	47
XL	31	24	20	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	32	26	21 1/2	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	33	28	22 3/4	83.8	71	58
4XL	34	30	24 1/4	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	35	32	25 1/4	89	81.3	64.3

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Team Happy Husband and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 33430 N. Lake Shore Dr.
Grayslake, IL. 60030 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.